I went to college for - and have a job that - has absolutely nothing to do with English or literature.
However, I'm a mathmagician and I have about 15 years experience with RPGs. I was the proofreader for the "WWE: Know Your Role" RPG from a couple years back, as well. I WILL find the things overlooked or considered to be correct by a spell-checker (no matter how many times someone wants to type "Christ Jericho").
Finally, I've been writing for nearly 18 years (not RPGs), and signed a book deal right before moving to (coincidentally) Houston, TX earlier this year. The novel is planned for a release sometime around Christmas or early 2009.
If you don't need me, that's cool since I'm a busy guy, but I certainly don't mind assisting with a game that I've quickly developed a great affection for. So, I'll definitely throw my name in the hat with Varchild.
Besides, two's company, right?